October 22, 2005

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Worst. Birthday Post. Ever!!! hahahahahahahahahhahaaaaa

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too!

posted by Beth at October 22, 2005 05:44 AM

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...and some people wonder why I am the way I am? LOL

Ayup, it's my birthday today. I've decided to be a perpetual 25, even if my body knows it is 37.

posted by Merri at October 22, 2005 06:19 AM

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A little advice on your birthday:

Don't plan on growing old gracefully, Merri, just plan on having face-lifts until your ears meet.

"At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual." -Patrick Moore.

Happy Birthday, granny! :)

posted by kyer at October 22, 2005 08:16 AM

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Happy Birthday. Welcome to the second "awkward age"

Here are the warning signs:
You flip between Rock stations on FM and Talk Radio on AM during your commute.

When you sing to your children, the lyrics may well be from the Steve Miller Band.

The most violent movie you've seen recently was The Incredibles.

The biggest turn on is when Eric does the dishes.

All the best to you on your B-day.

Gordon and Rachel (Spelled correctly).

posted by Gordon at October 22, 2005 08:28 AM

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How depressing, you are another year older and you are married to a jackass.

Thoughts and prayers.

posted by Pile On at October 22, 2005 09:14 AM

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Happy bday to Mrs. Vinnie.

posted by Howie at October 22, 2005 09:56 AM

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"A woman has the age she deserves." - Coco Chanel

You deserve to be 25 forever, Merri ~ Happy Birthday!

posted by Janette at October 22, 2005 12:59 PM

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sssssshhhhhhhh

don't tell mad dog, but it's me....

don't tell him or nothin' or he'll go off on one of his jealous rants again...

posted by MacStansbury at October 22, 2005 02:55 PM

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Happy birthday, you old coot.

posted by Preston Taylor Holmes at October 22, 2005 03:15 PM

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Thanks, everyone....except for Preston and Kyer....gramma? old coot? SHEESH! ;-)

posted by Merri at October 22, 2005 03:25 PM

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From where I stand, 37 ain't old at all, more like adolescence.

Enjoy a happy birthday with scores and scores to follow.

posted by Seth at October 22, 2005 03:53 PM

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Happy birthday.
You of course have my utmost respect for being married to Vinnie and having not smothered him in his sleep.

Heh, Seth said score...

posted by phin at October 22, 2005 06:57 PM

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Ditto Pile On's sentiments! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

posted by Beth at October 22, 2005 07:27 PM

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Happy Birthday, Merri!

Pippin says Happy Birthday too! (yes, that was terrible, I'm sorry)

posted by William Teach at October 22, 2005 08:16 PM

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Happy Birthday!

We waited because we didn't know which one of us would be first to convey best wishes.

Long story short, the other two are in the ER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! MANY MORE!

posted by sigmund, carl and alfred at October 22, 2005 10:37 PM

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Happy birthday! Hope you had a good one.

posted by Jay at October 22, 2005 11:13 PM

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Happy birthday, Merri!

Make Vinnie do all the housework for as long as you can.

posted by John from WuzzaDem at October 23, 2005 12:10 AM

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Happy Birthday!

posted by Tim at October 23, 2005 07:18 AM

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Happy Birthday Merri!

posted by The Gray Tie at October 23, 2005 11:29 AM

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Happy Birthday Merri!

posted by Buckley F. Williams at October 23, 2005 12:39 PM

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"Make Vinnie do all the housework for as long as you can."

BWHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Now *that's* funny! ;-)

posted by Merri at October 23, 2005 01:21 PM

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Hey, Vinnie, that doesn't rhyme! You were close, though - just make that last line

"Can I have some beer money"

and you're there.

Happy birthday, Merri!

posted by tee bee at October 26, 2005 07:17 PM

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