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April 16, 2006

An Open Letter to a Dumb Ass

Dear Dumb Ass,

If you think for a moment that your comments have done anything to hurt my feelings or cause any kind of anguish, you are wrong. You are nothing more than a 2 second "click-delete" in the blogosphere.

Do you really believe you are a waste of *my* time? Fuck no. If you weren't such a waste of a human being, I might actually feel sorry for you. Yeah, you...a person who is such a loser they spend half their life writing meaningless comments on someone's website every day. Talk about a person with a "broken brain." It sure sucks to be you.

And for those who come to my site and see your comments prior to deletion, well, the only one that looks like a fool is you.

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LOL and did THAT take you 2 seconds to write? Cuz if it did then that's 761 characters in 2 seconds, which comes out to 2850 words per minute. You should be a secretary or something. I'm sure it's a step up from the mundanity of your current "job."

And don't forget I made you retract two of your posts on MPJ this week!

Seriously though, you tipped your hand LONG ago about how bugged you are by all this. No takey-backeys BWAHAHAHAAAHA

Posted by: I Ken Reed Awthor Names Cuz i r teh rOxxerz!1!!!!! at April 15, 2006 11:22 PM

Hey stupid, Merri doesn't post at the Jawa Report.

Duh. Can't you read who posts what?

Oh, those posts are still there, have you ever heard of "save as draft?"

Posted by: Vinnie at April 15, 2006 11:30 PM

Duh - the idiot probably can't read well, which is why he has to resort to scripts to post comments.

Posted by: Merri at April 15, 2006 11:40 PM

A while back, I asked our munu overlords how to stop his script. They told me he isn't using a script.

Which means he has to post all of those comments by hand.

Posted by: Vinnie at April 16, 2006 12:13 AM

LOL your munu "overlords" seem oh-so competent then.

Yes, I'm doing it all by hand. And you thought *you* had mad typing skills LOL

By the way, your mo-ther's brain is fried BWAHAHAAAAHA

Posted by: Mad Typist at April 16, 2006 02:14 AM

BTW you shouldn't need to find out how to stop my scripts (not that you could)...remember, it doesn't bother you at all LOL

Posted by: NoBother at April 16, 2006 02:16 AM

If you're using WordPress, install Spam Karma and put this jerk off in the band IP log then you won't have to see him at all.

Posted by: Jo at April 16, 2006 07:05 AM

Wow....and you're typing them all by hand? That brings you to a whole new level of pathetic!

Posted by: Merri at April 16, 2006 07:45 AM

He's not typing them by hand, but he does believe everything I say. Good poodle.

We don't have "munu overlords" and I never asked anyone how to stop your scripts.

I never could, eh? Haven't seen any over at my blog for awhile.

So yup, you're not a bother, but I seem to be getting under your skin pretty damn good.

Posted by: Vinnie at April 16, 2006 09:29 AM

LOL great communication skills Eric and Merri have...Eric can't even stay consistent with his lies within a single thread, and doltish Merri just flaps in the wind believing everything he says. Your kids are going to turn out *fantastic* LOL

Posted by: Not a Mad Typist Afterall at April 16, 2006 01:00 PM

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. I'm such a wimp I have to hide behind fake IPs and fake email addresses to go post bullshit on other people's websites since I don't have enough creativity or enough brains to stand up for who I really am. Thanks for giving meaning to my meaningless life Merri and Eric!

Posted by: Not a Mad Typist Afterall at April 16, 2006 01:34 PM

I don't know where you got the idea that I'm under any obligation to tell you the truth.

But the point is, you fell for it.

And you're welcome, for bringing meaning to your sad state of affairs.

Posted by: Vinnie at April 16, 2006 01:43 PM

I'm a POODLE not a wimp. LOL

How can the IPs I'm using be anything but real? They connect to mu.nu so they must exist.

Enjoying your Holy Easter? Thought not BAWWAHAHAHAAAAHA

Posted by: Poodles are better than wimps at April 16, 2006 01:46 PM

You really think you're affecting our Easter?

Sorry, you're not.

But thanks for playing.

Posted by: Vinnie at April 16, 2006 01:53 PM

"How can the IPs I'm using be anything but real? They connect to mu.nu so they must exist."

Oh, yeah, mu.nu is truly the center of your universe. It's too bad they aren't *your* IPs, gutless poser.

Posted by: Merri at April 16, 2006 01:59 PM

Spoken like someone who doesn't have a clue what we're talking about. Go back to the kitchen Merri -- you've been "berried" by simple internet concepts BWAHAHAHAAAHA

Posted by: Make a pie at April 16, 2006 02:05 PM

Hm, I've seen this before. Point out the fact that he's a chickenshit little coward, and he comes back claiming he's God of the internets. Of course, anyone can do what he does for free just by going to anonymouse.

The fact is, you haven't shown much beyond being able to leave comments on 2 year old software.

What an evil genius you are.

Posted by: Vinnie at April 16, 2006 02:58 PM

Good advice, poser. Doing anything in the kitchen is much more stimulating than trying to have a conversation with the likes of you.

Posted by: Merri at April 16, 2006 04:40 PM

Eric, your "evil genious" compliment is well-taken indeed!

Posted by: Evil Genius at April 16, 2006 05:50 PM

Yup, you're the Dr. Evil of the interwebs. Nobody's ever done what you've been able to accomplish.

Leave comments on a blog.

I'm guessing you'll be demanding one beeeelllllllllion dollars soon?

Posted by: Vinnie at April 16, 2006 06:34 PM

Merri & Vinnie,

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous of you. You have a bonafide pathetic lonely ranting troll with a Napolean complex that loves to play at your site. The only trolls I get are stinky Berkeley types but they simply lack the commitment your's has.

Actually, this is the first troll I've seen that is so committed to spamming. Perhaps, he is just a lonely, 30 year old loser who lives in his parent's basement and your blog is his only connection to the real world.

As for the pathetic little man's attempts at hiding his IP - he may be able to hide it from your blog software but he can't hide it from your access logs. The creep's originating IP address should appear in your raw access logs.

Posted by: chez Diva at April 18, 2006 11:58 AM

Hiya Diva,

I think you and I share the same visual when it comes to our little pet troll. :-) But you're right...at least he has commitment going for him. Heh.

The clock's ticking for him though...tick, tock, tick, tock.

Posted by: Merri at April 18, 2006 04:33 PM
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