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September 18th, 2007

Wisdom from a 10-Year-Old Boy

My son sees this headline:

Man Dies After Armless Man Headbutts Him During Fight

After he laughs a minute he wittingly says: “Wow…now *that’s* a way to use your head!”

I almost spit my Coke across the room! Can’t get much funnier than that!

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6 Comments »
Beth said:

HAAAA!!!! That *is* just like him! :mrgreen:

18.09.07 um 10:41 pm


Darleen said:

LOLOL!! I love what kids say!!

18.09.07 um 11:24 pm


Jane said:

Thats using his noggin!!!

18.09.07 um 11:26 pm


LindaSoG said:

Ha! very clever.
Smooch that child for his Aunt Linda, would ya?
and his sister too!

19.09.07 um 4:59 am


Merri said:

They have been officially smooched, Aunt Linda! :-)

19.09.07 um 8:07 am


Stroosinator said:

I saw the article this morning and thought maybe it was a trailer for a sideshow act at the next fair in town.

19.09.07 um 11:35 am


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