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August 13th, 2007

Those CRAAAAZY Criminals: Juanita Marie Jones Edition

This crazy criminal proves to the rest of us that if drugs don’t kill ya, they just make ya stupider:

ROCHELLE, Ga. (AP) - A woman was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She called them because once she smoked some, she realized it was fake. When she showed the drugs to the officers, she was promptly arrested.

Score: Smart & Responsible Police Officers - 1 / Crack-smoking, brick-short-of-a-load druggie - 0

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