Man accused of having knife in airport
ROMULUS, Mich. A Michigan man is charged with possessing a weapon at an airport.
STRIKE ONE!
Authorities say the man attempted to board a flight in Detroit Thursday with a knife hidden in a book.
STRIKE TWO!
They say he had a one-way ticket to his native Yemen.
STRIKE THREE!
The 21-year-old was arraigned yesterday and jailed. If convicted, he faces up to ten years in prison.
YOU’RE OUT!
A spokesman for the Detroit Metropolitan Airport says the knife had been placed in a carved-out section of a book.
His lawyer says the man was returning to Yemen to get married.
Was the knife a gift for his bride-to-be? Perhaps this “bride-to-be” was one of the seventy-some-odd virgins waiting for her martyr?
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The moron w/the cellphone parked up his wazoo and this idjut drew straws. Fortunately there was only a single phone book between them. Lucky for idjut, the moron w/the cell phone drew the short straw, cause it would've required cramming an entire box of ziplocks up the poop chute to save his sphincter.
Ah, it's the old Wedding Party story again! 
The fellow was just being practical. He might have needed to knife after the wedding to use in an honor killing had she been caught with a bare head in public or looking at another man.
That is a pretty hard one to explain, huh? String 'em up!!!!
Now wait a minute....we gotta be FAIR about this. We need to make sure that he has all the appropriate representation: good, expensive lawyer, perhaps the ACLU, and even though he's from Yemen we could get a hold of Al Sharpton or some such.
